All Musings
May 28, 2026 · 4 min read
Meet the Mascots
Oscar, Aki, Muffin, and Chloe — origin stories.
Draft scaffold. Replace with real mascot origin stories (brief §6.5 #2). Verify personalities against the app codebase before publishing.
Four characters ride along with SIDECAR. Here's where they came from.
Oscar
The peacemaker. A boxer who is, above all, just happy to be here. (Where's the ball?)
Aki
Rags to riches. A border-rescue with surreal taste and a real head for numbers.
Muffin
A cat with a logician's mind. Connections is his arena.
Chloe
A kitten of pure, joyful chaos. Words are her game.